life lessons from the dog ... Robert Benchley

A boy can learn a lot from a dog:

 obedience, loyalty, 

and the importance of turning

 around three times before 

lying down. 

~Robert Benchley

Courtesy of Larkin Family Archives

Snoopy's employment reflections ... Charles M. Schulz

Yesterday I was a dog. 

Today I'm a dog. 

Tomorrow I'll probably 

still be a dog. 

Sigh! 

There's so little hope

 for advancement. 

~Charles M. Schulz

Courtesy of Erin Enterprises
Location: Flagstaff, Arizona

World Kissing Day ... for the love of a dog ... Josh Billings

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

~Josh Billings

Courtesy of Erin Enterprises
And NO, she did not love ANYONE that day

Hug your cat day ... Don Rickles is a real pussycat

I want to be a dog,

but I'm a pussycat.

~Don Rickles

Courtesy of Erin Enterprises
the dog who thinks she is a cat

(3/30) take a walk in the park day ... Mickey Rivers

It was so cold today

that I saw a dog

chasing a cat,

and the cat

was walking.

~Mickey Rivers

Courtesy of JMW Enterprises
Not a cat chasing a dog, but it does look cold

(2/23) international dog biscuit appreciation day! Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, 

a book is man's best friend.

Inside of a dog is

too dark to read.

~Groucho Marx

Courtesy Erin Enterprises

(1/14) National Dress Up Your Pet Day ... Woodrow Wilson

 If a dog will not come to you

 after having looked

 you in the face,

 you should go home

 and examine your conscience.

~ Woodrow Wilson

Photo Courtesy of Erin Enterprises
Model: Rilo the Redbeard

Festival of Sleep Day ... quote courtesy of Jane Pauley

Photo Courtesy of Erin Enterprises

You can't look at a sleeping cat and be tense.
~ Jane Pauley
(this particular dog thinks she's a cat, so close enough)