planting a little humor ... Mitch Hedberg

My fake plants died 

because I did not pretend 

to water them. 

~Mitch Hedberg

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(4/21) cheese, please ... Mitch Hedberg

Fettucini alfredo is 

macaroni and cheese 

for adults.

~Mitch Hedberg

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Location: Dwarf Car Museum, Maricopa, Arizona

(4/4) cloud 9? Mitch Hedberg

Why is Cloud 9

so amazing?

What's wrong with 

Cloud 8?

~Mitch Hedberg

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(1/18) Thesaurus Day ... Mitch Hedberg

I'm gonna fix

that last joke

by taking out

all of the words

and adding 

new ones.

~Mitch Hedberg

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